Bedtime Reading

"It doesn't matter what you read," they say, "only that you're doing it."

Armed with this advice from child developmental gurus, I have begun to read to Gwendolyn in the evenings, to get her to sleep. Just about the time Sara and I want to retire, after Gwendolyn's last feeding, she gets fussy and wakeful. So I take her from Sara, swaddle her tight, wrap her in a blanket, lay her gently in my lap, and tap my foot to get the rocking chair going in its slow creaking rhythm. And I read to her.

Dr. Seuss, you wonder? Perhaps a little Winnie the Pooh? Not for my daughter. My little queen gets nothing but the best--nothing but Geoffrey of Monmouth's History of the Kings of Britain.

Oh, yes. That's right. Nothing like a little 12th-century history to put a young lady to sleep. And her father gets to read something that's been on his reading list for several years. It's a win-win situation.

Furthermore, Gwendolyn gets some subliminal education on her name. Here's an excerpt from the History, regarding Gwendolen, daughter of Corineus, wife of Locrinus:

"Some time later, when Corineus was at long last dead, Locrinus deserted Gwendolen and took Estrildis as his Queen. Gwendolen was most indignant at this. She went off to Cornwall and there she assembled all the young men of that region and began to harass Locrinus with border forays. At last, when both sides had gathered an army together, they joined battle near the River Stour. There Locrinus was struck by an arrow and so departed from the joys of this life. With Locrinus out of the way, Gwendolen took over the government of the kingdom, behaving in the same extravagant fashion as her father had done." (ii.5; Lewis Thorpe, trans.)

That's right. I hope my Gwendolyn will be strong enough not to take any crap from a guy, either.

I'm not sure how much of that she's picking up right now, though. After all, about five minutes into Geoffrey, she looks like this:

Geoffrey died about the year 1155. I don't think he'll mind that his prose puts my daughter to sleep.

~ emrys

A Tidal Wave

Yesterday Emrys, Gwendolyn and I were on the receiving end of a tidal wave of love shown to us by our church community.  The ladies of the church organized a family dinner and baby shower to welcome Gwendolyn.  Delicious food was enjoyed and then we were showered with gifts. 

As I sat in the front of a room full of friends, gifts were handed to me to open, opened and then quickly followed by another: truly a tidal wave of gift receiving activity.  To be honest, it was quite overwhelming as I tried to show appreciation for one gift, to at least make eye-contact with the giver and mouth a “thank-you” across the function hall, another gift was poured into my lap.  Then the wave shifted as I took Gwendolyn and Emrys got to open some of the gifts.  I sat back for a minute and watched my daughter, sound asleep and oblivious to the activity, unaware of the outpouring we were receiving on her behalf.  I watched Emrys as he opened gifts and hammed it up for the middle-school girls who were taking pictures for us.  My life is so amazingly different than it was a year ago.

Today as I “dry off” a bit process the experience, I cannot begin to put into words my appreciation for the thoughtfulness of the gifts and generosity of our community.  I folded clothes that my daughter will wear in the coming year(s) and think of those whose generosity has helped fill her dresser.  I look at the hand-made gifts and think of the time invested in their art, simply to bless us.  I look at the bath stuff and think of the generous spirits who contributed to help care for Gwendolyn.  I look at the feeding items and think of the generosity that will help feed my baby girl.  I look at many blankets we’ve received from friends around the country, and I am blessed by the thoughtfulness that will keep my daughter warm and give her a soft place to play. 

I’ll write thank-you notes and try, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to truly express the fullness of the blessing I’m feeling today. 

Thank you all.  Your generosity, time, thoughtfulness and talents are truly appreciated.

~sj

Multitasking

Parts of this entry are not recommended for middle-school age children.

4:30 am, the baby goes off.

Unnngghh. "I'll get the diaper." Sara grunts her acknowledgement. I roll out of bed and shuffle over to pick up Gwendolyn and take her into the bathroom.

I lay her on the changing pad and fumble around with her pajamas and onesie. Every snap button takes focus and effort. Step by step. Take it slow. It's early. Gwendolyn is grunting her displeasure, not yet moving to full wailing mode. That usually comes with tightening the diaper cover.

Rip, rip. The velcro on the diaper cover scratches the wee-hour silence. I pull the teeth of the diaper hooks out of the cloth. Here comes the part that requires coordination. I wipe a hand over my face and feel the crust in the corner of my eyes. Gwendolyn grunts, as if to ask me when this will be over with.

Then I hear the rumble from below: the tell-tale sign that the GI production line is about to distribute a package. I put a finger on the front of her folded cloth diaper, as if to prevent the thing from being blown off. I'm glad that didn't happen ten seconds later. I open up the diaper, pull it out from under her, and wipe the undercarriage.

Then I hear the gurgle.

It's now 4:35am, so the neurons are firing slowly. Too slowly. The gurgle announces that the GI production line is backed up and will momentarily release back-pressure. There ought to be sirens for these things. A single neuron--the late-night grey-matter security guard who's a little overweight and clumsy with his radio--sounds the alarm. Where's the burp cloth?!

Too late. A cascade of milk streams out of my infant's mouth and nostrils, coursing over her cheeks and onto the changing pad. There is the sour report of partially processed milk.

It's 4:36 am, and I finally get my hand on a burp cloth. I bring it to Gwendolyn's face and begin mopping up the slippery spill.

Then I hear the rumble again.

That single-neuron rent-a-cop in my brain drops his radio and wets himself. I know that sound. Hands frozen with a milk-soaked burp cloth around the face of my infant daughter, my bleary eyes look down at the naked underside of this milk-processing plant that is melting down and running over in all directions.

I hadn't put a new diaper down there yet.

Never was the word s**t more appropriate. The hard-earned final product of baby digestion ejects from its holding chamber all over the previously reusable diaper cover. How does she do both at once?

With the resignation that comes easily at 4:37 am, I finish cleaning up the top end. Now she's quiet, having relieved all production pressure. Thank God for that. I reach into the diaper drawer and pull out another cover. Somehow, in the Child Chernobyl that was my early morning, we hadn't managed to get anything stinky on the changing pad. That's one less piece of equipment we'll have to wash this week.

It's 4:40 am when I hand Gwendolyn to her mother for nursing. I've got one and a half hours left to sleep--if I can get the image of what just transpired out of my mind.

~emrys

Family Picture

I've had a few folks point out the fact that there are lots of pictures of Gwendolyn and Emrys on here but none of me - so here's a family shot from almost 2 weeks ago now.  More to come as I begin to come out of hibernation a bit more.  

The Laundry Realization

I was fairly aware that with a baby in the house there would be more laundry, especially since we're cloth diapering.  But somewhere in my head when I worked it out, it came to an extra load of kids clothes - they're small after all - and a couple loads of diapers.  The X-factor that I didn't account for:  all the Mommy & Daddy clothes that get spit-up on.    *sigh*  I get it now, and I'm even more thankful that we have a washer and dryer!

Just in Time for Spring Training

Many of you know that my brother is a HUGE Boston Red Sox fan.  Now that he has a son, and I am Aunt Sara maker of crochet baby blankets, this only seemed fitting.  Hopefully it will become a favorite.  It's different from any of the other crochet projects I've done and I was pretty happy with how it turned out :D

Making Faces With Daddy

Grrrr - Goalie face: 

Surprise: 

...And Smiling!

First Bath

Gwendolyn got her first real bath on Monday and she liked it as long as Dad was quick enough with the warm water: 

Decisions Decisions

Emrys and I have both taken the Myers-Briggs Personality Indicators on a number of occasions for various professional development activities.  One of the perspectives of this particular indicator is how you gather information and make decisions.  I am one who weighs all the options, researches options upside down and inside out and generally over think things before I make a decision.  Emrys will just make a decision on the fly and go with it.  

For instance - if we're down in town and it's heading towards mealtime, Emrys's response to getting hungry and toward mealtime is "let's grab dinner".  In my head, it's getting towards mealtime and starting to get hungry and my process looks more like this: "How many more errands do we have?  Can I last until we get home where I know there is food in the fridge?  Did I bring any snacks with us to hold us over? Do we have room in the budget to eat out?  Yes.  Fast food or sit down?  What am I hungry for?..." and it goes on and on, all before I even mention aloud the possibility of going out.  

So now we come to other decisions.  Like when we want to introduce a bottle to Gwendolyn so that I can get a snippet of rest from feedings.  Friday night, as part of my processing, we pulled out the bottles we had gotten as baby-shower gifts (thanks again everyone!) and experimented to see which nipples had the slower flow rates that would be less likely to confuse Gwendolyn if we introduced the bottle and were switching between bottle and nursing.  (Granted we'd already given her a pacifier which has caused no problems or confusion.)  Then I wasn't sure when we should introduce the bottle, wait until she was 3 weeks old? older? sooner?   And I was trying to process all of this in a mostly exhausted state.  

So, at about 9pm it seemed that Gwendolyn was going to bed, so I promptly crawled into bed too.  (Sleep when baby sleeps, right?)  But she was just kidding.  So with one arm draped over the side of the bed to her bassinet I was holding the pacifier in place and stroking her cheek hoping she would go to sleep only to realize with each of her fusses, that I'd fallen asleep in between.  So Emrys took her downstairs, and I passed out.  

Next thing I knew it was 4am.  Gwendolyn was fussing, I'd been sleeping for close to 7 hours.  What on earth!  So I got up, changed a diaper and fed her and we all went back to bed.  I was amazed that she'd slept so long.  Saturday morning I was talking with Emrys amazed at this and asked what time she's finally gone to sleep and he said about 10:30.  For a moment I felt bad that he'd been up with her for so long after I went to sleep, but it didn't last long as I had relished every minute of that sleep and felt like a new person!  I mentioned that I was amazed that she had slept that long between feedings.  

"Oh yeah, she was hungry, I fed her the two ounces of milk that were in the fridge, then she went to sleep."

So Gwendolyn was introduced to the bottle, I got some much needed extra sleep and dad's decision making skills are saving me from continued research and over analysis on when the best time to introduce a bottle will be.  Best of all - dad can start taking the middle of the night feedings too!

Mechanical Advantage

Somewhere along the line, the Lord made the decision to give human beings opposable thumbs. This innovation to manual anatomy allows humans to grasp things with a circular grip (as when you make the letter "O" in sign language). Without the ability to grasp in such a way, tools as we know them (like sewing machines, chainsaws, and fountain pens) would only be works of art, employable only by some alien race. (Can you imagine a cow trying to operate a sewing maching with its hooves?) In fact, the opposable thumb has long been counted one of the primary features that make our species so gifted and powerful among the creatures.

Some other animals do have opposable thumbs, however; humans are not unique in this way. Most apes and monkeys have opposable thumbs--sometimes on both hands and feet. Pandas, koalas, and a whole phylum of tree frogs in South America have opposable digits on hands or feet. Hence the ability of pandas to eat bamboo like lollipops, koala's ability to sit on the side of a tree trunk for long periods, and tree frogs' ability to . . . well, do tree-froggy things.

Opossums also have opposable thumbs--but only on their rear paws. (Thank God! If they had opposable thumbs on their hands and reproduced the way they do, they'd rule the world.)

The proper use of an opposable thumb does not come immediately to humans. Discovering the power and ability of this thickened, strong digit takes time and practice. So when Gwendolyn Hope emerged into the bright world with us, her thumbs lay limply next to her forefingers, awaiting patiently the time when she would get around to exercising them.

Friday of last week, as I held Gwendolyn on my thighs, I put my huge forefingers under her tiny digits. She wrapped her thumbs under my fingers and pulled. Here is the God-given wonder of human anatomy at work in my daughter. Of course, that little quirk of design did not explain the full impression of the moment on my heart. Something more awe-filling struck me then--something more spiritual than biological--about the fact that my daughter had grasped me for the first time. She could hold on as I pulled my hands away from her then back toward her again. She has mounted the learning curve of grasping, holding, and embracing that will make her more human than any anatomical mechanical advantage can. She will be a child who can hold her parent's hand; a girl who can hold a doll or ball; a woman who can embrace a lover's soul; and perhaps a parent who can cradle her infant's head. Praise the Lord, who knitted her together in her mother's womb.

This also means that she can be a rower. Hallelujah!

~emrys